Brit Caught Smugling Drugs: that's one lucky Brit

According to news.co.au
"A BRITISH woman is in custody after an internal search revealed she was attempting to smuggle 260 grams of heroin through Sydney airport, the Australian Customs Service says.

The 45-year-old woman was arrested yesterday after arriving on a flight from Bangkok [...] the package of heroin was discovered in her vagina."

If i had the choice, i'll choose any Aussie correctional facilities over the infamous Samut Prakan Central prison, Kangaroo-1 Cockroach -o ! Link